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green tom
rub your balls
Chords and lyrics

difficulty: beginner



Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song)

Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I

found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out.

It has question marks next to them.

You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords

may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right.

Enjoy! :-)

OO-PIN :)

Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen

2 the song 2 get it right.

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C C C C

C    G               D                G

Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

C          G                D               G

Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

C                 G                  D                 G

Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls

G G G G

C G D G (2x)

C      G        D      G    C         G            D          G

Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer

C G D G         

C          G                D                   G

Hey kids, feel your balls,     so you don't get cancer

C          G                D                  G

Hey kids, feel your balls,      you don't want cancer

C                G                  D                G

Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer

G

MASTURBATE EVERY DAY

C          G               D                G

Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

C         G               D                  G

Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer

G

RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING

C          G                   D                         G

Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps

        C                G                     D                  G

If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)

G

RUB YOUR TESTICLES

G

WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING

C                     G             D                    G

Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer

C                    G                 D                           G

Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer

    C                       G

Or rub your balls only for pleasure

C       G               D                                  G

Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time

         C                       G              D                 G

You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time

         C                     G              D                 G

You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time

G

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE

C                       G               D                 G

Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time



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